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CARDINAL RULES

0-respect everyone, yourself, and time. 

1-never make an exception that lowers one's standards

2-analog amusements only, always

3-no cellular devices allowed (see #2)

4-reservations required in advance

5-2 hour stay, then go away  (7pm reservation = 9pm exit)

6-everyone in your party must be present prior to entry 

7-be kind, please rewind

8-NEVER put champagne in a freezer.

9-ALWAYS remove the drawers before moving a dresser.

COCKTAILS

One must not make oneself cheap here - that is a cardinal point - or else one is done. Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.

-Mozart

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