THE CARDINAL ROOM

we look forward to this becoming our little secret with you also

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*card[nal] cardholders & acquaintances only*  

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CARDINAL RULES, STANDARDS

0-respect members, staff and time, always

1-premium spirits for the discerning beak

2-analog amusements only, vinyl, acoustic,

3-no phones or cameras allowed (refer to #2)

4-reservations required in advance

5-reservations for parties of 2 or 4, no exceptions

6-all parties present prior to entry *strictly enforced*

7-We have pizza and snacks available always. Don’t trust a person if they don’t.
8-NEVER put champagne in a freezer.

9-Always remove the drawers before moving a dresser.

One must not make oneself cheap here - that is a cardinal point - or else one is done. Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.

-Mozart