THE CARDINAL ROOM

our little secret awaits your presence 

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*card[nal] cardholders & acquaintances only*  

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CARDINAL RULES, STANDARDS

0-respect members, staff and time, always

1-premium spirits for the discerning beak

2-analog amusements only (i.e. vinyl)

3-no phones or cameras allowed (refer to #2)

4-reservations required in advance

5-reservations for parties of 2 or 4, no exceptions

6-all parties present prior to entry *strictly enforced*

7-bourgeois pizza and snacks always available 

8-no minors, no exceptions

One must not make oneself cheap here - that is a cardinal point - or else one is done. Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.

-Mozart